When you come to visit this market and its beauty pageants, perhaps you can stay here. If you're really lucky, you can time your visit so you can go to the opening of this potential establishment - there's sure to be no violence surrounding that event, no sir. Here's information on how you* can come to see me when I'm there. One more tidbit: rhetoric doesn't always match reality. Isn't that strange?
*Where you = my parent, spouse, or child